Brighten up your own or your friends or your kids or your parents or your pets day with a personalised video from me, wishing them well, or wishing them a miserable or happy birthday, you decide! Maybe it's Christmas and you want some icing on top of all the other meaningless crap you've bought? Well then, this is for you. You couldn't get that from Mick Jagger for all the money in the world, but, you can get that from me, the singer in your friends favourite band. And it doesn't end there, not only do you get a personalised video, you also get a small, but not insignificant, piece of my soul. Embeded into every pixel. In the future you'll be able to extract those pieces and sell them for a considerable sum. You're welcome!